It’s a statement from an asshole, bra! When are you going to stop being an internet tough guy and do something, you dumbfuck?

Confederacy!

lol. I never thought I’d hear dudebra making a lame brag about his wealth. When you finish jerking off and come back to reality don’t forget to adjust the ventilation in your basement.

Comrade Nolan, in your case, it would take about as much time as you last in bed - 30 seconds. Gawker Media calls you up and says this is how much you get and you’re lucky to get it because you’re a worthless piece of shit who can’t get a job anywhere other than a crappy blog. And you’ll say thanks, capitalist…

You don’t have to tell me, Jackie. I’ve been in the Splinter comments for a half hour. All I do is look at assholes. They are all around me.

Love Monty Python’s blackface sketches. Hilarious.

I’m going to call them faggots!

Faggot was a close second.

Rees-Dogg is a big fag!

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say. Ha! Suck on that, you wanker!

Methinks it’s fag.

Ah the mysterious Brexit dog whistle that only American libtard bitches can hear.

Hmmmm, what’s crawled up your Sphincter, Jackie boy? Multiple British stories in one day and its not even about Princess (Half) Black Lady. Trying to stop Brexit all on your own, you naughty wanker?

I do say, methinks Pete Buttjudge and Rees-Dogg would get along smashingly. I thought Buttjudge had large testicles, but that picture is all nutsack! That gent’s crumpets are yuge, innit?

Ooooh, investors know the Donald is a must follow! He’s an emotional man which is the only thing that’s predictable. Buttjudge doesn’t need much to make some dough.

Sounds like the Donald is trolling the markets. Be Blest!

Pretty easy. Like your mom. Ha!

Look for their jizz stains.

You come over to Pete Buttjudge’s house and check his privates. And he’ll enforce himself in your backhole.

Because there is no law they violated. That’s how laws work, genius.