What’s the value of 1 WAR these days? About 7 million? Seems like they’re overpaying as he’d need to put up 16 wins, which he’s never done over a four-year period (plus he’s over 30 now and thus due for a decline).

If Asthma was personified, it’d look like him.

My buddy Kyle, his dad was a judge, and we were playing touch football in the street when we were six or seven, maybe ten, and my other friend Mike was quarterback and he was like “Go deep, way deep” and Kyle ran for, I dunno, had to be seven or eight seconds, just forever,and I was covering him and by then we were…

See, driving while White is also dangerous!

Hall of fame?

If Dallas didn’t want any action, why were they dressed to play ball?

Cannot wait for the NFL in Trump’s America. It will revert to its original form: two teams of 50 men bludgeoning an endangered whale with wooden clubs in a stadium filled with hundreds of thousands of screaming fans. The game ends when one team strikes the killing blow or the stock market crashes. Whichever comes…

Figures that this fuckin’ dickwad prefers pepsi. This is what all pepsi fans look like.

Coke is a hell of a cola

I was expecting a little more of a slap then that. He deserved to be slapped for wearing an “our house” jersey alone.

That’s disgusting. Coke is clearly superior.

(Has no penis and isn’t the daughter I want to have sex with)

Don’t worry Tiffany he’ll be dead soon and you’ll get some of his less then a billion dollars. And when that happens share some with me thinking about how I got you through this tough time with these kind words.

She knows what she did!! (Was born female from my middle wife.)

After all this, Tiffany will likely be one of the main suspects if someone shoots Trump by the sun dial in Centeral Park right after he unveils the sunblocker on top of Trump Tower.

Tiffany is the Meg Griffin of the Trumps.

I agree that this guy is a dick. And this letter is patronizing bull crap. But can we stop pretending that a real alternative is for rich people to give up all of their money?

To be fair, it was a different era. In 1998, urinating in other people’s beds wasn’t as big of a deal as it is today.

Soccer? I’d barely rank her!

Never Forget