It’s not even that it is happening. Donald Trump says it’s happening. He said it was happening literally yesterday:

Remember - all that violence that Trump says could happen if Biden becomes president actually is happening while Trump is President.

Oooh! Does this mean I can carry a squirt bottle and just wet these bitches down when they step up? Because I can truly see me doing something just like that, can’t I?

Easy to see how Trump got elected. He PERFECTLY represents these people. He’s just as petty, stupid, and arrogant as they are.

The most delightful part about this whole thing is that she filmed herself. She got herself fired! What a thing of absolute beauty. So much fuckery and idiocy and she is the one who released it to the world.

Seriously though, treat yourself to a Friday delight by reading the Posts article. You know when you see Ashley Parker in the byline that 25 people came out to anonymously talk shit.

I think he knows that he’s going to lose in November. He’s going to be humiliated, the first one-term president in a long time. And then there’s a real chance that he’s going to die in prison.

This is the song that turned my life around and got me off the streets.
Once I realized bangin’ was wack, I dropped that shit and became a respectable member of society.

Right? I saw that face and said, Not today SATIN

That’s AG Barr driving that car there isn’t it?

I could have gone my whole life without hearing that white version of Alright and now that I’ve heard it I will never forgive you. 

and demanded that Kellyanne Conway be brought into his office so that he could stare death in the face

Here’s the math: For $3000, tentative Nice Price if it passes inspection and has all the service records.

“Ms. Amy Cooper, you are hereby sentenced to 30 days in Rikers, suspended, six months of community service and a fine of $1,000.00...”

I’d love for one state to have a majority black government, and with a nearly 40% black population, Mississippi is the perfect candidate.

As much as it pains me to say this it is even more important to remove people like Moscow Mitch from office than Trump. Trump is dangerous but Mitch is 10x as dangerous. 

The arcade machine was pretty good at eating my quarters, Intellivision’s “Tron Deadly Discs” still holds up pretty well considering how much it was doing for 1981.