@ipitydatfu: is it me you looking for?

Lincoln Continental. Coast to coast, L.A. to Chicago.

@Method320: oh shit, that big?

@Xeo: I can relate, there's no one that can pronounce most of my Finnish band shirts, let alone have heard of them. I'm an Apple guy, a gamer, a Trekker and a Browncoat, and I love cars.

First thing I thought of.

@OMG! meatbag_: This was, honestly, my first thought.

@Zinger314: Or, if you're really lucky, Firelance.

@Benedinho: Making fun of him doesn't mean people hate him.

@MrMrScott: it's so much better than being stuck forever near the end of the game, just because of fail to take an item in a scene before that.

@vinod1978: because there was a box slipped through their door?

My first games on DS was Elite Beat Agent and Ace Attorney Phoenix Wright.

@Piccoroz: yep, good luck

@darkboy1200: Thanks!

@MakeThemListen: Spend a (or some) Christmas in that Hotel? The propaganda alone could drive me crazy.

@SuicidalEarthworm: sorry I didn't made myself quite clear.

@ZFK: Right, cheesy is the right word. Hearted.

So my hometown is starting its 1000th birthday celebration.

@IcedInferno: Very entertaining. Thumbs up for you sir.

Kotaku Vietnamese, I'm on it!!

This article wasn't written by a Czech.