First, pass along to any you may have contacts with that we’ll wait until he’s better if Amazon will let them, would rather see them all at their best, then just trying to meet the schedule.

What? You expect these autonomous car jokes to just write themselves?

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

This man is doing the Lord’s work

This will sound like blasphemy, but...my wife has an f31 (automatic and all), and I have an f30 340i 6-speed. I enjoy rowing my gears, sure, but I have to admit the 8 speed in the wagon is FANTASTIC. It’s the opposite of “slushbox”. Shifts are telepathic in auto mode, in manual mode they are crisp and quick,…

If loving pink cars is wrong I don’t want to be right.

I think I’m in love with rose quartz.I said gotdamn!

You wear the tweed, I’ll rock the jumper. Plenty of room in the back for the hookers and blow.

As bored teenagers, we used to go to the Burger King drivethru and order Big Macs.

“What’s the first thing you think of when I say Chevy?”

“Whats the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Chevy?”

I’d have more fun with it.

That could not have been worded more badly. “If you have the hookup” makes it sound like you physically have the hookup, i.e. the plug. More like “Tesla To Allow Free Supercharging To New Owners Only If They Were Hooked Up By A Current Owner”

Hi, there.

It kinda did... Well a Nova Sterling did.

Only if it comes with the two girls from Cannonball Run II ;)

So, the battery’s dying, there’s no oil pressure, the doors don’t shut right, the car thinks it’s in Park, the check-engine light is on, and this person’s biggest concern is still their fuel economy?

The MIL is on. The security light is on. The oil pressure light is on. The battery light is on. The doors are open. And he’s not wearing his seatbelt.

Likewise,

Simply wearing that suit and a Fitbit is enough to be fired in my CEO book.