“I’m not dead” sounds like something a dead person would say

Let us remember this latest Bowling Green massacre.

Tesla Will Fix German Hero’s Car Free Of Charge

Safer place to be.

Only in the Model R.

Might there be a rectal thermometer in every seat?

The first rule of the EPA is you do not talk about the EPA.

Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.

Just don’t shut down any containment units

Faraday Future/Pence 2020!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:

There is no meaningful way for them to prevent this, aside from disabling mobile phones while they’re mobile. I’m so tired of living in a world where the lowest common denominators set the standards for EVERYTHING. If those people weren’t on their phones they would have been reading the newspaper or a book or doing…

The phone didnt make them hit you. They choose to be negligent.

I disagree about the colour. I think Ferraris look cool in shades other than red.

NO!

Appropriate screen name is appropriate. Hate to sound like I’m taking VW’s side in this but man do I not feel the least little bit bad for them telling this dude to fuck right off.

Just wait until senility kicks in and then you can buy him whatever you want.

People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

What did they expect? SUVs aren’t built for the track.