This is a Triumph. The seals were never good.

Just writing next week’s headline

If you can afford parking in Manhattan, it just means you need to cut back on eating out for a couple of days.

The DNA will show it was a boxer, and he'll go after Mike Tyson

Their coverage of Tesla has been hysterically sycophantic, to the point of embarrassment. Do I enjoy pointing out their flagrant biases and hypocrisy? Yes I do. So sue me.

Even the big dogs get bit. Anyone looking to make a killing on classic cars “right now” is probably in for a lot of financial pain. I think we are in a car price bubble just like in the ‘80s, and it is about to pop. I hope anyone who has paid $20-30M+ for a vintage Ferrari wants to own it for 20 years or so.

They should give the all electric 911 hydraulic steering. Just to piss off the purists.

Tow it to the track, dump the car in the pits, set a decent laptime in the truck, then tow the car home

I prefer this Mark X.

And now for something completely different ...

“Hey Intern...Get all the stock videos you can find.”

I’m glad you explained what competitive parking was, because I seriously envisioned: “That’s a pretty good parking job, between the lines on the sides, looks level, front is close to line, but not over, but you’ve got 12.6 feet on the left, and 12.7 on the right. Watch a professional work, junior!”

I see a lot of weird signatures while doing my job with the Australian public pubic service.

His parking job is not much better

Pretty sure that’s a Lotus, dude.

I tend to mind my language, but eh, screw it.

I’m interested to see which cars VW will buy back. Here’s what we know about the series of common-rail 4-cylinder TDI “Clean Diesel” engines that hit our market in 2009:

“Here’s the fastest way to defrost your car windows according to Russian science.”

Am I wrong for thinking Jared’s mom is kind of hot?

I also parked my car in your mother’s garage, Trebeck!

BAHAHAHAHA

I’m so sorry..... back to reddit :(