Sounds like she needs to get laid.

Listen. I have chronic thyroid disease whether you believe it or not. It’s the reason why I can’t eat gluten anymore.

Because women like attention, obviously

How many guys did she cheat on and why didn't you lose her then?

That's okay. Once the bacteria is killed off you should be good. What antibiotics are you taking and why haven't they kicked in after 5 months? How many ticks bit you?

My pettiness is a symptom of chronic Lyme disease. How dare you minimize my experience.

No, no

You hang in there and don't listen to those mean people. They're all just jerks. I know you suffer from a serious and debilitating disease. You deserve all the sympathy you can get. I love you.

They would probably benefit from taking larger doses

You’re still confusing the two.

The tree thing works. And I have chronic lemon disease.

yeah. The whole bed thing sounds suspiciously like my mother.

Yes. We all are aware of those of you who couldn’t make the cut.

Not everyone can handle the stress of school

TL;DR

Listen. She's a brave woman

Apples and oranges, Lehman.

Oh. So you didn’t have chronic Lyme.

Yes. His skills as a doctor versus idiots that watch too much reality television.

you tell him! What a jerk!