^^^This.  2 kids with far more melanin would have been cuffed, stuffed, crooked and booked.  If not tased first.   Parents charged with neglect, etc.   These kids had to wait 3 hours and that was that.

The bedpan of the future!

“You’re too late!” he shouted, “I already drank it!”

“I hope you’re never in the fucking position I’m in.”

That position being, refusing to protect yourself and others from a deadly pandemic, at the expense of your career, and then acting like YOU’RE the victim?

Thankfully, I will never be in the fucking position you’re in.

I travel 3-4 times a month and on three separate occasions when I have rented an SUV at Hertz they have told me they didn’t have one available and I would have to take a Tesla. Each time there were several to chose from but all had less than half a charge. I usually don’t travel very far from the airport but still had…

Negative comments from car people reading and posting on a car news website shaming probably a NON-car person on not knowing how to use a EV if they have never been in one. Give the lady and her kid a bit of a break. The kid should have googled how to get out from her phone before it died but her mom should not be…

“Why can’t daddy Elon put a little baby ArcTan∀Superjet inside my fertile womb” Shahn H wept, clutching the old-fashioned rotory phone and rolling around on pink silk sheets. “Why won’t he call?” Shahn needed Elon, needed those oddly smooth hands that had struck so many mine slaves in apartheid South Africa, needed…

Seinfeld has always made it clear that he doesn’t really give a shit about other people. Especially people he sees as ‘below’ him (such as someone’s who job it is to hold cue cards). The whole insincere “that’s a shame” reaction is mostly how he goes through is life. Someone getting yelled at by their boss for not…

Imagine if, at your place of work, a customer broke something. Then you pull out a gun and immediately shoot them several times and lie about the customer lunging at you with a knife.

Quelle surprise,  a body designed in MS Paint has structural weaknesses.  The Cybertruck is the gift that keeps on giving as suspension  geometry screw ups and the difficulty of precisely cutting and joining large panels keep the fail articles flowing 

Could anyone have predicted that Jimmy Fucking Fallon would somehow host the Tonight Show for [check notes] almost ten years!? He’s such an insufferable hack, who is watching him?

The 7s are a bit slab sided and the tail lights don’t integrate well.  I believe your take will be the right one when everyone looks back in 10-15years time.

Because they’re a bunch of pussies

Tesladouche will herald this as the most significant advance in automotive design since the invention of the wheel.

What’s a few extra grand for something you really want?

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With the sails installed, the Pyxis Ocean’s voyage from China to Brazil is predicted to take six weeks. On a traditional voyage powered by fuel alone, the same journey can take anywhere between 20 and 40 days to compete.

“How about garish?”

On one hand, you have a point, and that taxes will need to be re-evaluated at some point regarding EVs. On the other, this all reeks of culture war bullshit.