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You know a game is good in Kotaku’s eyes when you get articles like this

Was so epic watching that mech in ruins at Noctillum so many times until you finally decide to get close and its move to bitchslap your party to death!

What’s wrong with

Gaius Van Baelsar
Regula Van Hydrus
Nero tol Scavea

and my favorite

Louisoix Leveilleur
(How do you pronounce that?)

As a side note, as much as I hate how overly complicated they all are, lorewise they all make sense. For any role player, the etymology behind their names and races in XIV is crazy solid

Everything you do ever is your fault. You may share this fault with others but is still your fault. Also that analogy at the end is quite adequate for something like preordering

I love how this implies big power armor with ridiculous rocket axe is more of a standard german military instead of that one crazy guy

I know, that’s why I said North and Central America.

Is a celebration that comes from before the discovery (probably Aztec. sounds Aztec) so is celebrated from Mexico to Nicaragua (or even more south I’m not exactly sure)

Minor nitpick is nitpicky.

I do think Day one patches are a bad practice but is also true the industry has grown into an extremely competitive and ruthless beast, so there is value on the flexibility and utility they offer to developers who either fail to meet deadlines or find useful ways to improve once the game is finished.

Type Totilo?

Neat.

Cuz they’re exactly what you said and winning on a virtual game for no stakes is the closer they’ll get to feel gratification in life, no matter the means.
Keep it dark!

I think its best use is job testing.
It feels really good testing out all what a job can offer in a couple hours than grind for days or even weeks to hit lv60 and then say “meh”

THE BIRD IN THE NORTH!

It’s on, Squid

Everyone knows Watergate thanks to American popular media (Forrest Gump, The Simpsons, Futurama, etc).

Not even close to half of that knows Gamergate outside of vague details and bad rumors.

Is a valid pop cultural reference, is not an attack against you. Stop being dumb

Because mashing pots and stealing people’s saving weren’t enough. Nintendo gave us this!

Is beautiful

You could just say the Master Sword was buried deep beneath the ocean in Ganondorf’s face instead of the classic pedestal on the woods, but that works too

How I read Aonuma’s remarks: This is a new OoT branching bitches! Time to overcomplicate stuff!

You understood what I said, replied to me and now we’re having a conversation. Is good enough

Keep saying yourself that in injured pride. As a non-English speaker I’m more than happy I only need to master one second language to travel the world