Can I overnight some parts from Germany? I need a ten second car. Asking for family.

Are the writers here just bored anymore? Doctor of opinions over here trying to fluff that paycheck. Imagine thinking using periods right now in the world is an issue that warrants this type of write up...

I’ve been waiting patiently for years for a PHEV pickup. Seems like the best of both worlds—you get the efficiency and low-end torque of electric, with the flexibility and range of ICE. I’m one of those people who would like to have a truck on hand, but doesn’t need a full-size (as long as I can get at least a 6' bed)…

When the first-gen Mister Two rolled off the transporter at our dealership in the 80s, I promptly signed one out for DMV errands. It was a hoot. At 5'10" and 145 pounds of rawhide chew toy teenager, it fit me like a glove.

David, David, David. How could you even consider buying your way out of this? Think of US, your loyal readers.

Pretty simple, if you’re living paycheck to paycheck, buy a 2-3k dollar used car.

Whenever I consider a Nissan product for a potential purchase I recall three letters that automatically make me cross it off my list every time - CVT

It really is a Ferrari experience at a quarter the price.

I don’t see how this is an ethical gray area. A broke person stealing food to feed their family falls into an ethical gray area. Using a service without paying for it so you can watch reruns of Parks and Rec is unethical. 

this is stealing 

I don’t get why logos are “due for updates” anyway. Unless there’s a fundamental shift in the business that muddles the logo’s message or they used some very period-specific styling in the first place, there’s no need to change something that currently works. It only makes sense when there’s a functional issue to be…

Save the fluorescent Maraschino cherries for your grapefruit.

Hard to be sneaky with a tow truck.

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

I don’t get the simultaneous pro-dealer and anti-dealer sentiments on this site. Clearly, Jalopnik is pro-dealer when it involves Tesla, but anti-dealer in all other regards.

I mean, Musk is right; a monoculture grove of trees planted to be harvested as cardboard stock isn’t the same as bulldozing the Amazon. This isn’t old-growth forest. How many times has Volkswagen cleared trees to build a factory without a peep from anybody?

It’s such a shame Nikola Tesla didn’t have a middle name. No more electric vehicle companies allowed, sorry.

Mini? Sounds more like a major.

4th Gear: I don’t know if Anyone with the last name of Farley should be in charge of any part of Ford.

We have a “Gag Bag” in the family hauler. It has paper towels, baking soda, febreeze, and gallon-size ziplock bags...maybe some stuff that I’m forgetting too. Anyway, the baking soda is a great absorbent, and makes scooping stuff out easier. Each of our cars also has those ziplock bags in the seatbacks and I have made…