You know what’s better than auto-playing video with sound? Auto-playing video with sound in the middle of the article so you have to go looking for it, that shit is the bee’s fucking knees toot toot all aboard the good design train

Probably not Da Vinci. If the piece turned out to be him, it’d be worth a hell of a lot more to the Condé Museum’s collection than if it were student work, so it kind of behooves them to create this story if at all possible.

Lots of people paint nudes without being horny, it helps a lot when learning to draw. That said, from what I understand most of the evidence suggests Da Vinci was gay further removing horneyness as a reason in this case.

I know this is supposed to be funny but you literally just called a little girl a thieving witch. It’s spiteful and mean, in contrast to the actual cute thing happening.

Anyone who chooses to live in a community with an HOA gets what they deserve.

Yeah, we don’t know why a cop would run when the police roll up on him. Oh come on. He was dirty.

This was my thought. He’s corrupt, has enemies and took the unmarked cars chasing him to be them.

Desi Arnez an average joe?

She doesn’t have to kiss Kevin James any more, so she probably IS doing just fine.

Because the schlubbier he is, the easier it is for Joe Schmo at home to imagine that he, too, can obtain a desirable woman in spite of his numerous flaws.

Loyalty?! Lol.

Would like to point out that the Phantom in the thumbnail is a representation. I don’t think the actual model of drone was specified in the article.

The sentiment is sweet, but come the fuck on. So I’m supposed to spend an ungodly amount of money on candy (when did the bag of minis get to $10???) AND buy a bounty of yo-yos?

Not only that, but if you are giving out “allergen” candy anyway, you are still transferring those food allergens onto the non food items. Especially with the nut allergens, so this scheme (well meaning as it is) could actively make things worse. Image a kid with a nut allergy being given a whistle (one of the…

I never did it but, the houses that gave stuff like that when i was a kid were the ones that often got T.P’d, Egg’d, Had their pumpkins smashed, or got paste bombed (Balloons filled with water/water [with cheap balloons the color leeches into the paste and can stain]).

Do the kids come around with a teal pumpkin as well? How do I know which kid is allergic, and which one’s not? Passing out non-candy to everyone’s a sure fire way of getting egged later in the night.

presumably triggering an emergency call to the wheel-fixing guy.

“...presumably triggering an emergency call to the wheel-fixing guy.”

I think the problem is that high school teams, and to some extent, college teams have moved so much to the zone-read and similar schemes that QBs simply aren’t being developed. You put your best athlete at QB and tell him to make a play with his legs if his primary receiver is covered. Now enough time has passed…

The rules are already ridiculously slanted towards offenses, and passing offenses in particular. That hasn’t helped the quality of play problem. Ultimately you still need competent QB play to take advantage of that.