The best part of the CFB playoff show was when they announced Alabama at 4. Whiny OSU fanboi asshole Kirk Herbstreit left the set in a huff.

Harpoons and Tomahawks are expensive, like $1 million a shot. Ammo for the railgun is like $37.

Exactly. Pansy asses like Brown think everything is “horrifying”. Bee sting? Horrifying. Starbucks barrista got his order wrong? Horrifying. No sense of proportion with these people.

“Federal authorities say they can request a U.S. tech company build surveillance backdoors into their products without any kind of court order, according to statements from July released this weekend, ZDNet reported.”

When you hit straight-on like that, the force travels down your spine. I’d suspect a compression fracture or two in his back.

Its a make up call for last year’s “Ohio State given slot even though Penn State was the conference champion” fiasco.

A wiring problem? Pros check the wires obsessively before pushing the button. A wiring problem should have been apparent prior if these guys were competent.

So I guess Matt didn’t have the house doors locked?

Pro tip: shoot the dog before the cops arrive.

Who did she sexually harass?

Hard to turn down a dumptruck full of money when it shows up in your yard.

On Tony and the arc reactor, why do you assume he’s had it put back IN his chest when it could just as likely be ON his chest?

Actually, my bank does it within about a minute.

Lets try an experiment. I’ll go down to the supermarket and buy a loaf of bread with dollars. You go to the same market and buy a loaf with a bitcoin. Tell me which one is real after.

Go to google earth and check it out.

“Finally explains”?

Kate, I think we as readers should see why you think you’re qualified for this calendar.

1983, 1985, 2003, 2004. The change over the 20 years was amazing, but the reality is that 5 miles down the road on the north side is dirt roads and huts.

Thats the Joint Security Area. Its nice there because both sides have built it up to make their side look good. Go five miles to either side of that area and its dirt roads and mud shacks.

Good. He straight up murdered the woman.