A wiring problem? Pros check the wires obsessively before pushing the button. A wiring problem should have been apparent prior if these guys were competent.

So I guess Matt didn’t have the house doors locked?

Pro tip: shoot the dog before the cops arrive.

Who did she sexually harass?

Actually, my bank does it within about a minute.

Lets try an experiment. I’ll go down to the supermarket and buy a loaf of bread with dollars. You go to the same market and buy a loaf with a bitcoin. Tell me which one is real after.

Go to google earth and check it out.

“Finally explains”?

Kate, I think we as readers should see why you think you’re qualified for this calendar.

1983, 1985, 2003, 2004. The change over the 20 years was amazing, but the reality is that 5 miles down the road on the north side is dirt roads and huts.

Thats the Joint Security Area. Its nice there because both sides have built it up to make their side look good. Go five miles to either side of that area and its dirt roads and mud shacks.

Good. He straight up murdered the woman.

Tom, phone for you. Its Hillary.

Watch PT&A and Uncle Buck. Candy’s best. Pe0ple just don’t appreciate how good he was.

Racism isn’t funny. You’re part of the problem.

Racism isn’t funny.

Amphetamines aren’t body-altering. Steroids are.

I think its funny that you can’t tell when Belichick is trolling people and then you write an article that completely misses it.

If I was Volvo I’d demand cash up front.

Still one of the 10 funniest (if not top 5) things ever on TV.