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$7.50-$10 for standards, $12 for 3d, $5 for matinee. In this, the era of massive home entertainment systems, the theaters have lost their minds with what they charge.

I’m convinced that Bill Murray’s chance at a Best Actor win at the 2004 Oscars was largely topedoed by the trailer that tried to sell Lost in Translation as a typical Murray comedy. If it played up how he was playing largely against type, it might have been enough to upend Sean Penn's paint-by-Oscar-bait-numbers

Would you like to upgrade that Shaqwich to a Shaquille O’Meal?

These better be some enormous chicken sandwiches, like half a chicken per sandwich, at least. You already know their signature sandwich is going to be called the Shaqwich.

Great article, but pro wrestling’s most famous arrest will forever be the kayfabe shattering arrest of Jim Duggan and the Iron Sheik riding together drunk and high at a time when they were involved in a jingoistic “USA vs. Iran” feud.

I’m weirdly sad about this.

This tweet has been brought to you by the year 1945. 

Remember that time that his girlfriend was on the volleyball team and something something and I don’t trust him!

So, you’re saying life hasn’t been good to him so far?

This is may sound pretty far fetched, but I have a theory that Star Wars, The Emprise Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, Revenge of the Sith, The Force Awakens, Rogue One, The Last Jedi and Solo are, in fact, all part of the same cinematic universe.

If you hear the kids talking about hoobastank, you might think they are into drugs, but the reality is much, much worse.

I’ve worked in law enforcement for 20 years. Sadly, many parents aren’t like you.  For what it is worth, great job. You took action immediately. This isn’t your fault, or hers.  I’m so sorry. 

Thanks for sharing this, I’m sure most of us would have no idea what to do if this happened to us or a family member.

It's Se7en, not S7ven. I get that this is nit-picking, but when the article is about avoiding pop culture because the name is stupid, at least get the stupid name of a cited work right. 

If that was the title of the article, I wouldn’t have read it.

Please tell me he went though 4 years at Trump U in a character.

I’d forgive his latest cinematic stumblings (Most of “Bruno”, all but the big speech in “The Dictator”, playing Julien ad nauseum) if this turns out to be a Trump-U exposé where he goes undercover and shows just how big of a scam the whole operation was complete with “donating” to the Florida AG who then dropped

What sucks is that this makes total sense for Boogie. He’ll hit a market flush with more cap space and another year removed from an Achilles injury, and after he wins a championship, the loser/cancer label will be gone. I can’t even cry foul here.

That picture totally makes me crave a Chinese restaurant buffet right now.

If you’re filing a personal injury lawsuit, waiting until near the end of the statute of limitations will often help maximize your recovery.  It’s a lot easier to recover for prior damages (such as medical bills, pain & suffering, etc.) rather than estimating future damages.  So waiting two years means she has two