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So, you’re saying life hasn’t been good to him so far?

This is may sound pretty far fetched, but I have a theory that Star Wars, The Emprise Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, Revenge of the Sith, The Force Awakens, Rogue One, The Last Jedi and Solo are, in fact, all part of the same cinematic universe.

If you hear the kids talking about hoobastank, you might think they are into drugs, but the reality is much, much worse.

I’ve worked in law enforcement for 20 years. Sadly, many parents aren’t like you.  For what it is worth, great job. You took action immediately. This isn’t your fault, or hers.  I’m so sorry. 

Thanks for sharing this, I’m sure most of us would have no idea what to do if this happened to us or a family member.

It's Se7en, not S7ven. I get that this is nit-picking, but when the article is about avoiding pop culture because the name is stupid, at least get the stupid name of a cited work right. 

If that was the title of the article, I wouldn’t have read it.

Please tell me he went though 4 years at Trump U in a character.

I’d forgive his latest cinematic stumblings (Most of “Bruno”, all but the big speech in “The Dictator”, playing Julien ad nauseum) if this turns out to be a Trump-U exposé where he goes undercover and shows just how big of a scam the whole operation was complete with “donating” to the Florida AG who then dropped

Reboots should redo bad films a lot more. Why remake a good film? There’s already a good version of it. A bad film with an interesting idea at its core though, could be turned into something great!

What sucks is that this makes total sense for Boogie. He’ll hit a market flush with more cap space and another year removed from an Achilles injury, and after he wins a championship, the loser/cancer label will be gone. I can’t even cry foul here.

That picture totally makes me crave a Chinese restaurant buffet right now.

Right? If you’re getting sushi in Oklahoma, you deserve everything that happens to you after that.

as a Texan, I keep going back and forth between:

If you’re filing a personal injury lawsuit, waiting until near the end of the statute of limitations will often help maximize your recovery.  It’s a lot easier to recover for prior damages (such as medical bills, pain & suffering, etc.) rather than estimating future damages.  So waiting two years means she has two

To be honest, you both look cheap...

Today would have been his 62nd birthday. RIP, Chef.

I said, ‘Tristan, we ain’t cut the same’

it really is. My favorite part isn’t even in the video, though. It’s this...

Knowing that parts of the film’s notorious rape scene was devised by Bernardo Bertolucci and Marlon Brando without Maria Schneider’s consent is all I need to know in terms of deciding whether or not to see this film. Suffice to say, I think I can happily go through the rest of my life without ever seeing Last Tango in