drunkirishpirate
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drunkirishpirate

YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH (you’re totally right, he isn’t) BUT YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH

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Eh, even if he’s not as good at baseball, he will never not be a Good Baseball Man.

Once upon a time, I was a writer for FoxSports.com. I covered the owners meeting at the Breakers. I was the noobiest of noobs. And a guy named John Clayton could not have been a kinder, more compassionate soul to me. I’ll always remember him taking pity and giving me guidance that I had no business getting at that

When the officer asked Tiger where he was coming from he probably should have come up with something a little more believable than golfing.

“Don’t mind if I do....”

I would say Patrick Swayze, but after that Dirty Dancing remake last night, I doubt he is up for anything today.

Having been a huge Star Wars nerd for most of my life, and having gone through a big Star Trek fandom phase in my early to mid teens, I think there is a palpable difference in the elitism of both fandoms. When I was young, I went to loads of Star Trek conventions, and some of my prized possessions were the autographs

Don’t even think about making that comment. Don’t.

I hope it’s going to succeed, but I think, deep down I know Valerian is going to end up like the 5th element.

With GotG2, Valerian and Thor: Ragnarok, 2017 is certainly going to go down in history as one of the most colourful years for science fiction. These movies have so much exuberant imagination on show - please just all be good.

“Another Gizmodo Media Group staff member (who shall remain nameless, but speculate away) bought this last month, and reports that it “does the job.’”

“Another Gizmodo Media Group staff member (who shall remain nameless, but speculate away) bought this last month,

I’ve said it a hundred times: Once you make your peace with what Gotham is and isn’t, it’s a lot of fun. And uncannily like a super-violent version of the 1966 series.

“Please, please, please do not worry about Gotham adhering to any part of Batman continuity. Just… don’t. That way lies madness”

Jar Jar Binks wakes up in his bedroom, turns to Suzanne Pleshette and says, “You-sa wont be believin’ the crazy dream meesa just had!”

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

Psshhhh... candyass millennial shows. Why back in my day we knew how to wrap a cancelled show after the fact with balls.

Ridley Scott on the Alien franchise:

I use my son (now 8) as a sounding board for the Transformers movies- to remind me to look at things from a not-so-jaded point of view. My son looked at that picture of a Transformer with a cape on and said “why would he even want that? It would get caught up in his gears.”

Probably Barry Allen’s fault.