What is with the abundance of Drew readers who are desperate to piss themselves or shit in not-toilets?

They make up for it by saying it twice as much in private.

Not this model, but further up the model list is one that might suit your purposes:

Not this model, but further up the model list is one that might suit your purposes:

Some say he’s still falling today...

So a re-post from yesterday:

Jeez, does your dad let you read the stuff he writes on here?

It was obviously a critical time of the game. 4th and inch

A close friend of mine (early 30's) was diagnosed with cancer about a year ago. It can indeed be really hard to think of things to say or do, especially when you live thousands of miles apart.

I have an exception to your rules on standing in a game. I was at a White Sox game a few years ago and a group from Misericordia sang the National Anthem. For those of you who don’t know what Misericordia is, it’s a home for people with mental disabilities, mostly downs syndrome. Well, we have season tickets, for…

Not the dark knighty?

A sad Travolta, obviously.

If only there was some kind of illegal radio station that ECU could employ...

My head just about exploded thinking about the epic showdown that would have happened if Schiano hit THIS guy with his car. Universe, please make it happen.

Ryan Fitzpatrick has earned $51,066,098 over the course of his career. For a 79.8 career passer rating with a 158–126 TD-INT ratio. Son of a bitch, all that talk about him going to Harvard and he really IS a genius.

It’s The Rock. Therefore it, indeed, doesn’t matter.

Kayla?

At least you can enjoy the Cardinals in the MLB PostseasahAHAHAHAHAHA