How come all the guys named “Goddamn” are stuck sitting in the upper deck? And why are their surnames always space-related?

Wait...you’re pissed at the UFC in this scenario? Jones is the one who apparently came back with a failed A sample. It’s only a potential violation because he has the right to appeal the first test by requesting that the B sample be tested as well. They run that first sample through a battery of tests before moving on…

Hi Fredi!

Also, Keith Law does an excellent job of showing how reckless a lot of College managers are with these guys’ arms, leaving them out there for absurd amounts of pitches and using them on short rest.

Spicy hot take. Handle with care.

In a statistical oddity, his WAR has been 2.0 every season for the last 70 years.

No kidding, I’m mentally shaking my cane at them and shouting “That’s a perfectly good grill you snot nosed punk!”

Swing and a whiff.... +1

That was the saddest game in NFL history.