Ha!

All I know is that if I'm out and about and feeling a little depressed I think to myself "roughly half the people around me have vaginas" and then I feel happier.

This is all just the tabloids printing filler until they decide it's time to report that LiLo and Stewart are secretly dating. (You know the tabs already have that headline mocked up and are just waiting for the two to accidentally be seen at the same club on the same night to run with it.)

Hope you get sexytimes with Guy2 as well!

Ok, I just spit water out of my mouth.

Went to the English Language Bookshop yesterday to get a new book (The Land of Painted Caves. Yes, I know Auel stopped being a good writer 15 years ago but I want to know how the fucking series ends so don't judge.)

I wonder if a regular dating site would allow a name like that or ban it for being racist.

Get gay guys to start doing it to straight guys. I never had any sense of how it felt until one day I (a dude with a beer belly and a beard) was walking home at night past a new bar called The Bear Cave and suddenly got a lot of attention and things said to be by big scary dudes in leather who looked like they could…

Out here "mutual agreement among partners to be consensually nonmonogamous" is the more acceptable and common of the two.

So parents are fine taking their teenage daughters to movies that feature stalking, necrophilia, bestiality and abusive wedding night sex, but hand jobs bother them?

Do you think it would increase your sexual appetite?

Personally when I'm looking for a one night stand what I like is to hear a girl that she left he glasses at home - because I figure I'll look more attractive if her vision is blurry.

For me "cheating" isn't a big deal either.

Isn't it fairly clear that the Clintons have an open marriage?

Because there is one character who inexplicably wants to fuck her to the exclusion of the thousands of other women, any which of whom would have to be less evil and crazy than Cat.

I think so too!

Jon knows nothing.

Sansa does improve later on - but she's 12 years old which should make her not an option in this game.

Kill Cat, Fuck Shae, Marry Daenerys.

P.S. the lesbian and/or straight male version of this game clearly plays out to: