If you forgot your birth control pills on vacation why not just buy condoms and/or stick to manual or digital sex?

How is Less Than Zero not on this list?

Well, there's always been this feud between the scat fetishists and the insect fetishists. Maybe now they can find some common ground.

And, lo, a fetish is born.

At first I misread that Longoria item as reading that she had a $10,000 merkin. And all I could think was:

My general feeling is that if you feel the need to call sex "Baby Dancing" you are neither mature enough to have sex nor to raise a child.

Wait until parents find out what's in that nice fantasy book, "Game Of Thrones", that their kids are reading. Or that anti ethic, pro sex violence filled book called "The Bible" that their Sunday school teachers are trying to tempt their children into reading.

I'd just be happy if I thought someone was interested in my junk.

But if people are determined to become dochebags they'll find ways to trash you no matter if you've sent them pictures or not. A few months ago a woman met a guy on OKCupid, thought he was cute but then discovered he liked playing Magic The Gathering. She then wrote a long blog post that named him and said was a loser…

But by that definition you shouldn't ever send anything really to someone you are dating. Sexy, flirty text messages can end up on the Internet as well. As can emails. If someone is enough of a douchebag as to try to make you look bad on the Internet then there are tons of stuff other than pictures they can use.

Women judge male partner's bodies on the site she's talking about. And a few years ago there was a site dedicated to women sending in pictures of their exes with stories about how they screwed them over and it never got much traction as far as the media was concerned.

99 percent of the revenge porn sites are fake. This dude just happens to have one of the few that is real. (There used to be another where it was women who were encouraged to send in pictures of their ex boyfriends with stories of how the guy fucked them over, but I can't remember the site name to see if that site is…

To be fair that dude doesn't seem to have any problem posting naked dude pics (I suspect he just gets sent more pics of women then dudes) and is just as harsh on the dudes as the women.

"Looking like a marshmallow peep" is awesome.

Dear Katy Perry,

All shutting down [backpage.com] would accomplish is bolster traffic to escort review sites.

A while back there was a site (Gawker maybe, I can't remember) that did a feature called "Hipster Or Homo" and it was almost impossible to guess correctly.

No feud at all. That's just all I know about her. I haven't really seen any jokes in the few things she's written here (other than the usual snark that goes on here) - and there are no jokes here just her shitting on an old movie. I did Google her after you initial comment and saw nothing anywhere to suggest she is a…

Where does is say that she's a comedy writer? Not here. Not on her profile on The Stranger.

"You don't like my pubes? Great, because guess what motherfucker? You are never going to fucking see them again!"