Neat little fact: the “crosse” in “lacrosse” means the stick itself. In other words, lacrosse is French (or bastardized French-Canadian) for “the lacrosse stick.”

Totally unfair. A poli sci degree is a great path to six figures of law school debt.

Still more fans in attendance than a White Sox game.

Upon apprehension, the thief will be charged with a Class Eh felony.

Not the first time Duncan’s left someone barely breathing.

Marty McSorley was arrested for virtually the same thing, like almost two decades ago.

after buying a house, engagement ring, etc

Goddamned hippie. Global warming is a hoax—it snowed where I live just a week ago. We need jobs and who cares about a bunch of ocean rocks anyway? It’s not like we can squeeze oil out of them.

Rubbin’s Racin’

I want to chop up this take and snort it.

I challenge anyone to give me a better name for a city than Flin Flon.

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

These guys figured out this one weird trick. Neurologists hate them!

“Beat me too, it.”

Yes. Now get off the internet until your homework is done.

You’re headquartered in New York, where there is a French colonial themed restaurant named Le Colonial. It’s been there for years. Never a word.

I’d love to know about this 5K you consistently finish in the top-ten of without training. Even small-town (or less popular big-city) races consistently have finishers come in at 17 minutes or less.

I guarantee that you will make that money back many times over by lowered health care costs throughout your lifetime and increased productivity, so that’s pretty cool.

No, this is really good advice. If a salesperson works with you, analyzes your stride, provides you with a half-dozen options, goes back to check if it’s in a slightly bigger size or a different color and finds a shoe you like, going on to Amazon to save $15 is a dick move. Don’t be a dick.

True, but a boilerplate “we’ve found no reason to continue the investigation” might have been fine.