drunkchicagbroburner
DrunkChicagBroBurner
drunkchicagbroburner

Everton will win against Leicester because even as an Everton supporter I want Leicester to win the league, my favorite team will manage to disappoint me by ruining the fun that has been the premier league this season and with the win it will give Roberto Martinez a chance to keep his job into next season and

“no one expected them.." so you're trying to paint the spurs as an underdog story probably while simultaneously demanding every soccer fan (and especially Arsenal fan) that spurs are in fact a big club. So which is it? Screamer has painted Spurs as an annual champions league challenger and this season they're actually

I remember specifically at the beginning of last season cause my favorite team opened against Leicester that their owner actually promised a large influx of cash if they managed to stay up, this kinda coincides with the Asian marketing strategy they’ve been working on since the owner is from Thailand I don’t see why

not that it actually matters, but the team I like hasn’t won a trophy in over 20 years and are still more successful historically than your mighty mighty spurs. I just think whining about your team not getting written about is pretty intolerable and comes off as small town. Expecting your team to have articles just

they’ll be able to spend like the big boys this summer with Champions league and the TV allocation that league winners receive, not to mention their team store has actually ran out of A’s and R’s to put on the back of shirts. If they can keep Raneiri I think they’ll manage to stay in the middle class of the PL at

you’ve been watching the PL consistently and still don't consider yourself a fan?

There's a great bar called Aj Hudson's a mile north of the stadium, the owner is an Everton fan and it's the best place to watch a game in the city.

why would he waste his time acknowledging a team who won’t win again and hasn’t won a league title since nam (literally the war in Vietnam was happening). What would the headline be? “spurs finally live up to hype their fans project onto everyone kind of” if spurs were actually as big a club as their fans insisted

Joe Paterno Elementary

Beltre is better on defense by a mile with his 4 gold gloves he just started his 19th season and only needs to add .3 more WAR to surpass Jones which he'll probably do by mid may

yeah Adrian Beltre has already been more productive than chipper jones, but no ring so that could be the argument.

is it out of the realm of possibilities that this lady is just a little too involved? She could've gotten a copy of his syllabus. The fact that she's even doing this kinda gives me pause.

“The New York Daily News was too quick to pull the trigger on us cardinal’s fans” -Darren Wilson

is this your not so subtle way of telling everyone you've gone to graduate school?

well to be fair, your gender studies major would actually be applicable in this circumstance so I doubt there would be a pay discrepancy.

Initially my heart went out to the guy, then I realized he should take some responsibility and ask himself "who actually signs up for a gender studies class?"

do you honestly think he knows his mom is doing this to him? I could see this being a sting operation forcing this kid into caring about a class he doesn't care about.

that guy definitely fished through the trash to get his burrito I don’t know who he is trying to kid

If a Berniebro doesn't take a ballot selfie does his vote even count?

giving Beyoncé’s clothing the benefit of the doubt by calling it "slim fitting" while shaming Lululemon for not explicitly stating this when describing their clothes. Most of this shit doesn't even look remotely functional.