Where in the process does the bribery come in?

Sadly, he cashes his weekly million dollar check for being the Commissioner in the time it takes Deadspin to find another image

"Goodell's a Liar!"

I could be wrong, but I think the Giants are undefeated when both Brandon's are in the lineup

watching an NFL game live is a horrible thing

Still, u think the average time of a football game is either equal too or longer than a baseball game

How will batters be able to hit if they're batting glove isn't adjusted between at bats?

Screw watching games live, it's almost virtually impossible to watch a game in TV because of all the commercials

They call that the LaRussa

Eh, what do I know, I thought it was just a cool celebration

Goodell's going to form a committee about it in a few days

Manson didn't play as a lineman for the Chiefs

This is great news for the NFL because they can now take Belcher off the list of NFL players who were domestic abusers list!

the Spurs are my #1 team but as I link to actually enjoy rooting for a team, I also riot for BArcelona for Messi, tikka takka, and because I f'ing hate Real Madrid

I really, really want yo get into the MLS but can't (it's hard to go from watching EPL games to MLS. I've tried watching games and I root for it to succeed but I just can't do it

ESPNFC is pretty good even if it's a bit too ESPN-ish (picture how they treat the Sox and Yankeed except Man U and Chelsea). There's also Men In Blazers (now with NBC). I also read the British newspapers and blogs of my team. There's a lot there if you dig around

Barca sees themselves as the purest of pure football teams- artistically, culturally, politically which was pretty appealing at one point but was pretty much officially killed the moment they signed Suarez.

In doing what they did, ESPN not only makes it more obvious they're in the bank for the NFL but that Roger Goodell has achieved "Dear Leader" status with them

You win Simmons- I'll never make fun of you writing 15,000 word columns about the NBA again.

plus, you don't make any money of nobody wants to watch the team