I had a feeling that once the tape broke, half the higher-ups on Bristol high fived each other over all the #hottakes they could do

while that would be great, we all know this will be forgotten once Sunday comes around and hundreds of women will wear their pink jerseys because....football.

They had a tickle fight and she accidently slipped

the NFL's having it's Best Week Ever

Stellar week for football

AP says there's more to the video and Janay did spit on him and hit him. Which should, in no way matter, but that story is out there.

go check out ESPN or Grantland right now to see how to pretend a story isn't a story. ESPN.com's main story is about fantasy football (!) and Grantland has an essay about Goodell somewhere on their site but it's top story now is a super- exciting column on floor patterns if NBA courts. During the offseason.

ESPN seems to be trying to be the Yahoo comments of sports networks today

how does the NFL not watch the video? Seriously? Goodell tests players regularly for dope but not watch a video of a player walloping a woman

vetted? Is King expecting the Warren Commision to investigate?

Like Messi could have done that

And yet, England would still find a way to lose to them

Never go full racist

keep slurping up what the NFL tells you

I liked this movie too but I'm not sure it's worth naming an arena after

don't worry- oakland's flush with cash and had no crime whatsoever so they have plenty of money to spend

Oh, McDonald's going to play for half a season at least (due process) and once the investigation is over, the Niners will come up with some excuse to have him playing (playoffs and all that). Either that or they'll release him and some other football team will pick him up.

It's Northern California, we only get riled up about Google buses. But, fans just stop going to games instead- the Raiders are blacked out a lot and the A's attendance is really sad considering how good they are (although A's fans blame the Giants instead of their asshole owner for their woes). But why people went…

Half of the stuff Kawakami writes is pure #hottrolltake but he's been going after the 49ers hard for their handling of problematic players for awhile now, to the point it's obvious everyone from the owner to Harbaugh hates him

Too bad Dew missed this is in his "Why Your Team Sucks" columns: 49ers lead NFL in Arrests past 3 years"