It's only half as good as The Fatties, Fart 2.

Unwatchable.

"You know it!"
—Melissa McCarthy, while laying on a huge pile of money

I can't wait for the one random summer when the restaurant packs up for the beach and Leah Remini is around for some reason.

So what you're saying is that I should go to Bennigan's for dinner tonight?

This film is not underrated. It was fairly ignored.

I hope an upcoming Star Wars or superhero movie features a cool device that cures cancer, thus inspiring this guy to use his skills on something that isn't just for the benefit of wanking fanboys on YouTube.

So, some people actually liked the original one. Huh.

I was never a huge fan of the Eagles, but sorry to see the man pass away. The 2016 celebrity death march continues . . .

Have the shitheads at Fox claimed victory yet?

I expect calm and reasoning support from the Family Research Council on this decision.

Maybe just stick to watching ABC Family, MANIMAL. Also, you should probably avoid ever watching "Game of Thrones." It would make your head explode.

Probably more fun, too.

The whole movie is pretty much unbearable, especially the overly-long, talky first hour.

What else would they have to write about at Salon if not for that?

I want that Lobot action figure so bad my dick is hard.

As one who works in the web design field, "hyperlink" is very much still a viable term. And you really, really need to start drinking decaf.

A Russ Meyer "Spider-Man" would be great, though. So many spider-boobs . . .

I really don't care about the politics of this episode or about any of the social commentary. I'm only concerned with whether it made me laugh or not. I did not laugh very much during this episode.

I found this to be much more confusing than sad.