I happen to know he actually does have track insurance on this car (and that you really don't want to stand down wind of the car)

she doesn't even lift....

Looks like a normal GTAV landing.

Your move, dickface.

From my experience, that's the beam that sets off my radar detector when an asswipe in a fancy car tailgates me.

Also this reminds me of this.

We'll miss you. lol jk, good luck!

This is the saddest similar story I've ever read:

It's Walt and Mike's love child.

True... But since air travel is used less frequently than the automobile you get an (irrational) that could have been me feeling! I was also onboard an identical 777 when MH17 was shot down, and I was on another 777 just days before MH370... Oh God, maybe it's all connected to me????? /joking!

Walt?

BRB, just going to try and set some lap records in gran turismo while crying.

Damnit, Torch.

That is a touching story.

Oh baby...

Because it 'bumps' them up in the rankings

No "Shit'll buff out." comments?

Jalopnik has completely lost its way.

So like did I miss the memo about the whole world self destructing this week or something?