Leave a small glass of rubbing alcohol and store your razor blade down. It will keep the blade from oxidizing so rapidly in the humid environment.

I think the meme almost works better if he refers to himself in the third person. Makes him seem like a narcissist that way.

I think Leo is running out of fucks to give with being consistently snubbed by the Academy. But yeah, guy still needs to have some tact. (Was probably laughing at the fact that she can get an award for her work but he can’t)

Relevant:

I don’t think the Kardashians like being referred to as cows (not saying they aren’t)

Totally true. This guy’s whole argument is “I got drunk and did something stupid and it’s totally not my fault because I was drunk.” Yeah, nice logic. Too many fuckwits don’t understand how the world works.

pretty easy turn to make at that speed, on the throttle.

The premium he paid for it is pretty much already lost. He can hold onto the car and transfer/sell the car to retain the premium, but it’s not like this is ever going to be a collector’s car where you can expect the value to go up. You just treat this as you would a brand new car (albeit a 2005) and drive it around.…

My answer to that conundrum would be to make the old car into the track car and make the low-miler into the new DD.

Chris Evans wants to know why you used such a terrible picture of him.

Really digging the style of the Russian air crews. It’s like their answer to flight attendant fashion.

Super crazy transporter. That’s got to feel super weird to drive being that far ahead of the front wheels. It was always weird and wonderful sitting in front (well, okay - on top) of the wheels in my old Vanagon.

I see what you did there...

The car lot was only two months old, so perhaps they hadn’t had time to get to installing security either. But if their insurance bails them out you can bet that will be in a new agreement that to continue they’ll mandate cameras.

“At low speed, less than 18 knots, you want to run on diesel engines because they’re economical. They don’t waste a lot of fuel,” explained Lemmo. “Ninety percent of the operation of the ship is going to be at lower speeds. You run on diesels. When we want to go fast is when we kick in the gas turbines. And when we…

Hard to tell for certain but that’s likely the hole the anchor chain goes through. Water pressure from the ship traveling at full clip forces the water to blow through.

With the passage of “Show and Display”, the crash test requirements were removed and importation of the 959 was allowed, assuming the car could meet the emissions standards applicable in 1987. The 959 can be fitted with a catalytic converter and a re-chipped computer which allows it to meet those emissions…

Or do like the rest of society does: watch some other person’s personal tragedy unfold all while doing nothing to help and instead pulling out your cellphone to record for youtube later. Gotta get those likes and upvotes you know!

There are days I could certainly use a rear wiper myself. Heh!