drteek
drteek
drteek

“I want a gorgeous girlfriend with no neck. That way whenever she walks into a room every head turns, except hers. Because she has no neck!”

On my BMW, left and right arrows on my dash... I am not sure what those are for.... 

What an entirely predictable and boring list of cars. Where is the imagination? Why not a Ford rs2000, or 250 GTO SWB (there’s one in Vancouver right now for $18,000,000)? Why not a Delta Integrale or ‘73 Porsche 911 RS?

What a completely tasteless collection.

  1. 2014 Ford Explorer

You can get a DB9 coupe for under $50k now too.

OR!

V8 Vantage

A 10 year old Aston Martin Vantage. Looks better than the Maserati and you won’t be perceived as a douche.

Best looking?

jesus tap dancing christ the only thing uglier than the front end of that thing is named Trump.

Unless you have brown skin. In which case you should absolutely not leave the country for any reason right about now. Especially if they’re having a Trump/Cruz rally at TMS.

I had a modicum of sympathy for him until he pulled out the Trump/Cruz duo.

I doubt that engine issue is anything complicated. This is a fuckload of 90's beach party for $2500. NP

As if anybody that can afford a new Land Rover would ever be caught dead with a chunky Android phone... The fact is, most Land Rover owners buy them for the image, and those people tend to have iPhones because that’s what all their rich friends have. I’ve never met a single Land Rover owner with an Android phone, at

I prefer my rip snorting V8 symphony on my way home from work.