Should be titled “Kotaku Readers Do Our Work For Us.”

This mess makes all the Star Citizen shenanigans look good

Pretty much my exact thoughts ever since its incarnation. AND i’ve got 17 more years of existence than you. So this is the dumbest fucking thing for at least HALF A CENTURY.

This whole deal, is, by far, the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my 34 years of existence. What in the actual fuck is this, and what kind of absolute fucking imbecile would pay for any of this? What is this for? What is the purpose? What are you even “playing”?

Nah, too much of 7r assumes you played the original.

I think it’s fine in this context. Passing this game off as a remake when it in fact is a sequel just adds to the Final Fantasy-esque notion that you’re no longer just facing Sephiroth as an Enemy, but you’re bound to be slaying some sort of God as well.

Square-Enix has done Time Travel and alternate timelines with…

ARROW MUST ALWAYS GO UP! ANY DOWNTURN IS FAIL!

We’ve reached a point in the games industry where trends are moving faster than development cycles, and the results are calamitous.

Wait, so the scenery-chewing he did in the finished movie was after he toned it down!?

Naw lookit ere ya wee bawbag

How interesting. They laid off 800 people last March so they could restructure and focus on the right projects https://kotaku.com/ea-layoffs-jobs-andrew-wilson-profits-electronic-arts-1850281078. I’m sure this time the restructuring will work and that it has nothing to do with giving more money to execs or stock…

I've been to Scotland several times and I can tell you there is a lot of overlap between "AI created gibberish" and "Scottish people talking."

Fenix Rising was a legit good game. The characterizations of the Greek gods involved some great writing, good action, the puzzles were often more fun than tedious. While I like Horizon Zero Dawn quite a bit, I see references to the games practically every week. Fenix Rising never really got much due and far more…

You both misspelled Syphon Filter.

Yeah that fact is too hard for Nintendo to grasp

YUZU does not supply decryption keys or game ISO files. Users have to source those files from other platforms or dump them from their own hacked Switch systems.

Don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone ever refer to Horizon as “underrated”

Kevin James as a displaced Cosmonaut janitor must have been cut.

And also she’s returned to work with Cruise several times. 

Gyllenhaal seems a way more likely candidate than Johnson. Especially in a movie like Life, with a for-hire studio director like Daniel Espinoza who wouldn’t be looking out for anything except the final product. Johnson, Fassbender, McGregor and Hemsworth all have pretty solid reputations as costars. Gyllenhaal’s…