You say that like it’s a good thing. Personally, I’m dreading the sitcoms of ten or fifteen years from now where people who were kids now think it is clever to have a show set back in the pandemic of 2020/2021.

If Michael can see the food delivery person drop off the bag, how come he can’t see Jim pick up the bag?

Honestly, the discourse turned me from thinking that smashing guitars was passé to believing that Bridgers should’ve smashed more. Maybe flattened them with a big ol’ truck.  

People getting the vapors over guitar smashing is truly baffling, considering how common it was when these old people were younger. What happens to old people that makes them like that? Is it some societal thing, or do their brains change? Help me, I’m over thirty and I want to know before it happens to me.

It’s ultimately a dumb plan, but I feel like it’s unfortunately still safe to bet on a woman’s career being damaged by the release of nude photos.

It is a dumb idea, but it’s exactly what an abuser would do, and to some degree it would work because people would in fact turn on her. Not saying he would come out ahead, but misogyny and slut/victim-shaming are powerful.

He looks like Billy Racist Cyrus. 

Hot take: that’s fucked up

He begs Vision to stop Wanda: “She’s in my head. None of it is my own. It hurts. It hurts so much. Just make her stop.”

I mean, increasingly I think the sitcoms not being good is kind of the point.  They are becoming creepier and creepier to me as time passes. 

The blank machine and her unwillingness for multiple blood draws, makes me wonder of Monica is hiding her own special powers. And she does seem angry about Captain Marvel. 

The commercials would complicate that, though, right? Those would imply a pretty deep and specific knowledge of American culture, not just seeing the shows on TV. (Plus it seems like the commercials play directly on Wanda’s trauma and guilt - the Nazi watch, the Lagos paper towels - so more evidence that someone's…

So assuming the writers have good attention to detail, which at Marvel they generally do, Wanda couldn’t be controlling everything...because she wouldn’t have this robust knowledge of sitcoms. Seriously: She was born in 1989 in Sokovia and was a radicalized orphan who was kidnapped and given superpowers. Unless…

Monica was definitely “moved” by the mention of Captain Marvel, but I got the sense that her reaction was more one of anger... maybe she’s ticked that Aunt Carol didn’t come back for Lt. Trouble for so long?

Okay so...

There are some clues that suggest that Hayward is one of the bad guys, if not THE bad guy. The diplomas in his office are arranged in a hexagonal shape and the carpet has a hexagonal pattern. There were some other theories and possible clues, but these are the big ones.

Norm might not even have been referring to Wanda when he pleaded with Vision to “make her stop.” It could be Dottie or Agnes (with or without her heretofore unseen hubby) that’s the Big Bad and this has all been something of a misdirect.

Obviously, the introduction of mutants into the MCU overwhelms almost everything, but can I say how much I like the little details that Marvel pays attention to? In the theme song, there’s a lyric, “Nothing can phase us” and in the CC, they purposely spell it phase instead of faze. Normally the faze-phase error is one…

Ours is kinda similar. “Go to mama” means go to Mrs. Peabody. Anything “papa” means “Fuck that guy. He’s beneath my contempt, but I will let him know exactly what I think of him if he tries to get between me and mama cuddling.”

“Sorry, we can’t do this; he’s Sir Anthony Hopkins, thank you very much. Maybe if we ever meet him, we’ll be comfortable slipping into using “Tony,” but not right now.)“