This sums up why I love Martha:

I don’t understand the names of half the people I read about in Dirt Bag anymore. In the “old days” of Gawker Gossip Roundup, I did much better. Getting old.....

I’m still tryin’ to make my way past the fact that the child’s name is Hennessy...

Martha’s blog is pure, escapist reading (which I NEED in the time of the Dotard). I have no desire to live her lifestyle but reading about it fascinates me. 

Martha is an absolute treasure and has the best life. I wish I was Martha, minus the awful jail stint.

Seriously, she should be in just for “All I Want For Christmas”.

I want to give the person who screamed “open concept sucks” at the property brothers a medal. I have already told my spouse, when it comes time to house buying, I hate open concept with a fiery passion. I want a huge kitchen. Massive. The size of my fucking apartment right now. And I want doors and walls around it so…

Sanders acting as though race has no factor in the issues he claims to care the most about shows that he really doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Our current economic apparatus works because of racism and sexism. It’s not that hard of an idea to grasp.

Honestly, it could be the best possible argument for the importance of having good reading/writing skills. 99 times out of 100, it’s the lack of grammar/syntax/spelling/punctuation/capitalization that tips me off to a scam. The one time I got a perfectly written scam email, I was just fortunate that I didn’t have an…

One of the effects of chasing after white-working class voters was that Democrats fell prey to the criticism of any Dem politician who took Wall Street money.

Elizabeth Warren is the same age as Clinton, as well as height, religious denomination, ethnicity, and every other demographic factor. It’s uncanny.

This is top notch work. All they forgot was proper capitalization, punctuation, and to put spaces between all the words. Other than that it’s practically flawless.

I have some issues with the movie, but the guy has like 10 lines in it. The movie is basically a music video.

Stop this! No one is asking for perfection. We’re asking would you please, Mr./Mrs. Candidate stop pandering to people who think your base is made up of lazy, worthless, colored people whose lives don’t matter. That’s actually the least we can ask for from a “progressive” candidate - the very least.

I don’t get your point, Sanders wasn’t the nominee. We got Donald Trump because enough people were willing to buy into the Hillary Clinton is a corrupt elite witch demon narrative that they either didn’t vote for her or were willing to vote for an incompetent racist.

Fucking THANK YOU.

A great director can make a great movie with terrible actors. Jamie Fox, Jon Hamm and Kevin Spacey are all great. Lily James does a good job as well. Ansel is kind of just there.

He really unapologetically loves EDM and is good friends with The Chainsmokers. There you go. This would have to be massive negative points on The Good Place.

I wasn’t on the I Hate Ansel Elgort train before, but I was on a plane last week that played Fault in Our Stars (I could not escape!) and now I’m the engineer, ticket-taker and brakeperson. Never thought I’d live to see the day when I’d be happy a kid died of cancer, but that’s the magic of Ansel Elgort, I guess.

I await with anticipation for S.H. Sanders to come out and say “this does not tie back to the president, Flynn had no involvement with the campaign, and no contact with the president”