This is basically my feelings! Also, why isn’t Happy Endings on Netflix?

That prank shit on Ellen is rude and reveals something about her character. I also always picture a roomful of interns on her show obsessively checking the interwebs (12 hour shifts), trying to find the next cutest thing ever. She’s a cute stalker.

I had to google this. It’s like the Mount Rushmore of people you’ve seen in other sitcom roles but could never hold up a show of their own (sidebar: I love Mary Elizabeth Ellis, but this is a fact)

Ugh, Ellen, NO. When someone tells you they are afraid of something, it is cruel to subject them to it because YOU think it would be funny.

RIP, Perfect Couples. My favorite Olivia Munn show.

My takeaway was Olivia Munn is trying very hard to make Olivia Munn happen. I appreciate the hustle.

I think Barbra Streisand is one of the few ‘divas’ of this world who has both earned and deserves every possible definition of the word.

She used the term “study tech.” Cult jargon.

“It is entirely up to us whether we lift the world to new heights, or let it fall into a valley of disrepair.”

Meanwhile, CNN’s resident buffoon, Chris Cillizza, had this terrible hot take of Trump’s speech:

If I had to guess, it’s probably some combination of video games, social media, and Netflix.

I think, hypothetically, the severity is increased as the water gets hotter- hot water fuels hurricanes. We’ve been being told for decades that hurricanes would become more frequent and stronger if we didn’t do something about global warming and now all those predictions are coming true. Scientists just never want to…

The number you have reached, EPA.GOV, has been disconnected. Won’t you please check your listings and try again? *beep*

Why don’t we name hurricanes something scary like:

The US is sending aid to the US Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico too, right? The government’s not just going to let people on US territories fend for themselves after they get bombarded by hurricanes, right? Right?

I am genuinely beginning to wonder if there’s a single male employed by that network who has not harassed any of his female coworkers right now.

Thanks for the links. I run the creative services department for a small educational institution and I have been asking my designers for diversity based on our the demographics of our prospective students. This will come in handy.

Two skills I want out of a worker:

I hope Sober Claire and Drunk Claire get along better than Sober Steve and Drunk Steve.