Thanks! It was a play on “big time small-time dicks”, it just rolled off the keyboard.

If the North Carolina Republican Party is distancing themselves from you then you pretty much have to be an actual member of the shambling undead

I think she would have signed it if his said that he would stay out of her life as much as humanly possible.

But ironically they’re the first to accuse Obama of shitting on the constitution.

Don’t do witches this way. They ain’t done nothing to you.

As a Charlotte resident, fuck this bitch.

Congrats you dumb hick!

“As mayor, what I would like to discourage is assembly,” Barnette said

“As mayor, what I would like to discourage is assembly,” Barnette said.

White? Sure.

She’s already the mayor of asshat town. Congrats you dumb hick! You did it!

“Protests are confrontational, they’re chaotic, they scare people. I believe there’s a better way to express yourselves.”

1. I like Katie and Jamie together. She seems kind of shy and quiet and he seems outgoing and loud (in a fun way), and I think they would compliment each other well.

Yes! Like, get married and maybe even have a baby, but just wander around ignoring everything, and when anyone asks say “what?” and move on. It can be done. Most people give up on it, but someone has to go full blown on it, and these two could definitely do it.

It would be perverse and ironic and hilarious if Tom Cruise’s controllingness brought his ex (and Jamie Foxx) lasting happiness! After all, how often in Hollywood do actors have five years out of the spotlight to develop a romantic relationship?

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR CONFIRMATION OF THIS FOR SO LONG I HAVE SO MANY EMOTIONS I AM OVERWHELMED.

But he’s so much better looking and more interesting that Tom Cruise so I’m happy for her.

I love that the definition of ‘going public’ with a relationship is now a blurry/grainy long-range photo of two people holding hands on a beach. They’re really putting it out there for the world.

Yes!!! I’ve been waiting for a post on this since I saw the photos! I don’t particularly care for Katie Holmes one way or another generally, but she does seem to have one very specific talent- being a press badass about her relationships and that makes her interesting to me. Her handling of her divorce filing was…

That disco ball is there because of me! My company works with his architect and I was tasked with sourcing and ordering that giant gold disco ball.