I don’t understand why you just posted another image of Tomi Lahren. We know what she looks like.

‘I’m still on my parent’s insurance’

Maddow is superb. I listen to her podcast the day after; I hope that the powers at be notice that many people access her there. I’m afraid the lovely presidential historian she brings in is going to kill himself live on air; he seems so broken by this horror.

And I’m guessing her “pro-Choice by small government” stance will be quickly abandoned in the process and go back to attacking ACA while living off of ACA.

She’s got a new acting gig. Gotta find some way to pay for those manicures. I like to think she’s keeping them sharpened for when she gets her chance to scratch Miscavage’s eyes out.

But you know they’ll fucking ruin “Magic Man” and “Dreams” and “Barracuda”. Everything by Blondie, the Runaways, Janis Joplin. It’s gonna be a bloodbath.

Yeah, the no kitchen excuse is a bit thin... I doubt people seeking shelter would care that much.

I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

Bargain bin Benedict Cumberbatch ass

This is the best indictment of Evangelical theological viewpoint of “I’m a good person if I think I’m a good person but don’t need to do good things to be a good person.”

If you’re suggesting Sandy for Pres, I second your nom. She’s already saved Peter Gallagher from the L, the world from cyberterrorists, and herself from space. Some Republicans might be against the whole jumping-off-the-roof-every-Halloween thing, but she did save all those beauty queens when she was an F.B.I.…

I can think of tens of millions of reasons they were so interested.

I’ve only ever lived in NJ and MD, so I’ve never had access to buying booze in places other than liquor stores. It sounds nice, but in the same way I occasionally think “Sure, I’d like to win the lottery, that would probably be really nice.”

I want Peggy Bundy to host Thanksgiving in Buckingham Palace this is what is stuck in my head now.

Sandy for President!

Imagine wanting this guy to join your religion*

Sandra Bullock: “I’m just grateful I can do it. We have to take care of one another.”

I had an evangelical* try to convert me. Told him I was a (not very good) Catholic and he was like, “eh, too much effort. You’re beyond saving” and tried for my aethiest roommate instead.

Weird how often Fox News talks about other networks. I remember when they were on top, they’d very ostentatiously refuse to even mention other networks by name.