Yeah, no need to over-egg the pudding. She may have found a way to *not* murder you, burn your crops, and salt the earth so nothing ever grows from your goateed loins again, but no wife is ever delighted to welcome the fruits of your cheating. Especially when she was pregnant while you knocked someone else up.

Doesn’t really look like her to me either. Face seems too long and narrow, but could just be the angle.

The gif is so me rn. I am so fucking here for petty republican drama (it helps take my mind off the extremely serious republican drama for a sec).

I adore this woman. Yeah yeah yeah leaking and such, I know. Regardless of what you think of her past, the energy and the happiness she carries with her today is absolutely refreshing.

So, Timeline, as I for some reason wanted to get this all straight:

Him?

also on the plus side as well we now have this awesome photo rather than that one they kept using for her, as shown on the ‘recommended stories’

*spends the rest of the afternoon crawling through google images of this man’s absurd, reality-defying chin void*

Nothing like firing off a bunch of tweets to reclaim your reputation

Am I the only weirded out by his announcement that his wife is “excited” to welcome his son? It reminds me of Sister Wives when everyone has to act like they’re thrilled that Robyn is knocked up again but they’re really not? Except Janelle because she clearly does not want Kody to touch her.

and all the damn side eye and raised eyebrows for this woman using “baby-daddy” without understanding the irony.

I try not to judge yall’s sex partners but what the fuck?

Great swimsuit! I swear that cut looks great on everybody. Cheers to Chelsea, looks like she’s L-I-V-I-N

I am also That Lady. I have all the SPF and I will not hesitate to put it on you! And a hat! And get under this umbrella!

Agreed. She’s been absolutely lovely since her freedom. I could do with more posts like hers, even if there is an excess of emoji.

Why do people feel the need to comment on or deride people/things/attitudes that we don’t agree with?

She has the happiness of someone who’s got a new lease on life. She’s seen some dark shit and is finally free from it all. She’s radiating, as she should :)

Ugh I love her, if only because her positivity is such a welcome antidote to how our society expects trans women to be: the tragic victim in our own story. Or the villain. Just showing that you can be trans and proud and also happy is revolutionary.

Her “It’s a swimsuit” response is the best response to someone being a total asshole and I wish I could come up with such a nonchalant internet schooling.

I’m worried about her beautiful skin, hopefully was she wearing sunscreen? And yes, I’m no fun at the beach. I will chase you down with a floppy hat and hector you about skin cancer until you slather some on just to shut me up.