Rebel’s dress is awesome.

You know when you watch American Idol and those folks come in who are like— I’m the best singer! I’m amazing! And then they’re terrible and you’re left wondering if they have any actual friends?

That is somehow worse than I even imagined. His face looks disgusting, she looks horrified and there’s no way in hell his hand isn’t where it shouldn’t be. The guy can fuck off straight to hell.

She’s clearly pulling her pelvis away from him.

RIGHT? Hand position aside, who looked at that photo and told him, “Yeah, you look totally innocent here. SUE HER!”? Because bruh, you need better friends. He looks like a stage 5 creep.

Yup. Absolutely. Every single woman on this earth knows that fucking pull away.

Look at that fucking leer. Please.

I would have died of boredom without my cellphone (or computer) for a month after my son was born. Turns out, newborn babies are kind of boring! So...good luck to them.

Ugh, that body language is making me rage out on her behalf. Fuck this guy. What a pig.

So, this is totally unrelated, but I was just called a disrespectful asshole in one of my earlier comments because I joked that there should be a Flying Spaghetti Monster outfit at the (possibly) religion-themed Met Gala next year and I need to share this. Was this troll behavior? Maybe he/she is a Pastefarian?

I don’t understand how he’s even trying to sue for anything. Look at the picture. Best case scenario: his hand is over her dress, on her ass. Worst case scenario: his fingers are slipped under her dress, on her bare ass.

Also impressive: that the apology was actually worse than the original statement (which was bad enough).

I can’t believe that he made an apology that was just as offensive as his initial email. I think that we just found Trump’s next Communications Director.

Right? I’m just like,

Yeah, I mean, I almost can’t believe this is real. It is SOOOOOO offensive to SOOOOOO many people, it actually seems like a parody.

I apologize for venting like a masagonistic faggot.

I’m mostly impressed that he managed to offend pretty much every single marginalized group: women, Jews, LGBTQ, etc. While it isn’t here, I’m sure dude has said a few things about POC, too.

I’m sorry...

For those of you too young to recognize the impotent dread you’re feeling: Welcome to Cold War Fear Redux. Yes, you’re going to feel this all the time now. No, there’s no refuge.