At this rate, you’ll have to change your name to Supreme Leader Woke...

When 51 years old you reach, look as good you will not.

Hey, I am transitioning seamlessly from immaturity to senility! Maybe that’s why I liked The Last Jedi.

Boomers are simultaneously old people and spoiled brats?

The Star Wars movies are now officially for old people

Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol are no excuse for assault.

I think you may have misunderstood stood me. My point was an argument against the “They’re both terrible!” claim and the poster’s “I don’t know what’s worse: supporting Hillary or Trump” assertion. Hillary was MILES and LIGHT YEARS better than Trump. I agree with everything you’ve said. I voted for her happily. Saying…

“Hillary’s in the pockets of big business.” As opposed to Trump or any other politician? “She’d have been likely to keep us in active conflict in the Middle East.” We’ve constantly been in conflict in the Middle East, neverending, and wait to see Jared’s plan to attack Iran. “She may very well be terribly crooked.” Ba…

Of course you’re ignoring the primary difference a successful election for Clinton would have brought the country: a left-leaning Justice on the U.S. Supreme Court. Instead, we got more-of-the-same in Gorsuch.

Supporting Trump. The fact that this is even a question is absurd.

Let’s do ourselves a favor, and think of a way every day to dismantle his presidency and what he stands for. Even if it’s just a little every day. We have to stay focused and not just hate every day. I’ve been doing stuff like helping homeless. Teaching friends who are redeemable about racism. I teach my kids to have…

Karma has your address, shitbreeder.

If you think a human being committing suicide isn’t a tragedy because she’s a porn star you are a wretched person.

Fuck off.

A woman with mood disorders who worked in the porn industry recently ended her own life. Prior to the incident, people mistreated her on Twitter. This almost certainly contributed to her decision, however suicide is a complicated issue and we should always be careful about placing the entire blame on the most recent…

People like to claim that the AV club died on it’s way to planet Kinja. But then a hilariously snarky article like this hits and I remember why I fell in love with this site.

The only way a sequel to Jurassic World could be interesting/sensical is if it focused on Bryce Dallas Howard’s character being sued and going to jail for criminal negligence/incompetence.

“So your employees couldn’t find the dinosaur in the cage?”
-prosecution

“That is correct.”
-Howard

“So they...went into the cage?…

You make Jurassic World sound so awful, I have to see it. It’s like a sickness I have. Catwoman, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Ishtar, Batman Vs Superman and cars 2 are just a few of the movies I have had to watch after reading about how bad they are.

How can you do this and miss the fact that Chris Pratt clearly dies in the trailer, consumed by volcanic ash on an exploding island while running in a dinosaur stampede towards a cliff that drops 1000 feet into the ocean. And his death occurs less than halfway into the film! It’s a daring choice for both the film and…

When I clicked on this I expected it to be a link to one of those dumb “everything wrong with” videos and I was incredibly pleasantly surprised to find it was not that.