OK I get that this administration means I have a new part-time job informing the world that Melania was not ever a fashion model, so allow me to tell everyone about Ivanka the “model” while I’m at it:

I love Buffet. He was asked once why he wasn’t leaving his children more money (in his will) and his response was along the lines of; leave your children enough money to do something with their lives, but not enough that they can afford to do nothing with their lives.

I do think Chelsea is way more aware of what’s going on then Ivanka.

Yeah, when I visited my cousin at Harvard, I asked why her neigbhors were partying so hard when it was finals. At the time their finals period was pretty long, but she explained they had papers rather than exams, and that they would procrastinate, ask for an extension, and receive it. She could not do the same as a…

In the late 90's or early 2000's when she was a teenager, a magazine (maybe InStyle or something) had a spread about her, and showcased her home. This is when she was calling herself ‘a model.’ It was a small house in the backyard of one of her family’s homes and it included a fireplace with sculpted flowers that…

I suspect it was more a fashion thing than a deep belief thing. It kind of goes with the Madonna clock.

That picture sure demonstrates how much work she’s had done

In another early business story, she and her brothers made fake Native American arrowheads, buried them in the woods, dug them up while playing with their friends, and sold the arrowheads to their friends for five dollars each.

She sold homemade lemonade to her domestic staff... That’s the sort of thing villains do in fairy stories, when the story wants to establish that they are in fact a baddie... I hope she didn’t get the maids to make the lemonade first... But I imagine she probably did! The American people are all those maids now.

The second part of that lemonade stand story In The New Yorker is kind of revealing, too, but in a different way:

They kind of are, but neither of them really has that pattern, and it’s not like Hollywood is lacking for unstable people for either of them to partner with.

And not just stepmom, stepmom to 6 kids your ex had with the woman he dumped you for a decade earlier? No fucking way, even if you are kind of okay with kids.

This is an excellent point. She has been very careful about not saying explicitly that she wants nothing to do with motherhood, but it seems pretty plain to be the case. As a CFBC woman, if you asked me if I wanted to get with an ex and be a stepmom to half a dozen, I might choke on my own spit from laughing so hard.

Well, he’s used to just engulfing the prostitutes he hires when he’s in Japan so he did what’s comfortable.

You would think a man whining has traveled and done deal some with any countries that he would be more familiar with these things and at the very least have a bigger vocabulary... watching him speak about the “many many jobs, so many jobs Im going to create” had me in a rage.

Apparently he hugged him.... he HUGGED him. I’m not some genius when it comes to their customs but I know this was not a good idea.

Vacations are only bad if you’re a black democrat. And Mar-a-Lago is the “winter White House.”

shouldn’t he be going shouldn’t he be going to Trump Tower to visit his wife and son?

He is SO. GODDAMN. M-Fing. STUPIDDDDDD!!!!! He drives me insane. Every little thing he or his band of psychopaths do makes me see red. I’m glad Chavvy and DeVoid are getting lit up like firecrackers at all these town halls. I hope it gets worse and worse till they all run away to their rich person bunkers in New…

Final nail in the coffin of 45 ever being competent at anything. He was a business guy in the 80's he should know how to interact with Japanese nationals, he doesn’t so he has shit for brains.