Given how the first game was developed and how Staten and O’Donnell left in particular due to the new direction at Bungie while Jason Jones is still there when he “directed” the first game (along with other staff like Luke Smith whose background makes their placement as dev leads questionable at best) and is now…

The move works quite well as a light gun, 

Cameron, don’t get me wrong, I am always happy that someone finds my entries amusing. Just sometimes surprised at the one that gets picked. Thanks for keeping the contest alive!

I’m not going to fact check anything you’ve written because I don’t care if it’s true. It feels true, and that’s good enough for me today.

Hey Ethan, if you want to write about something cool in the game, maybe don’t bookend your article with declarations of how bad the game is and instead, I don’t know, just talk about the cool thing. Shitting on the game diminishes a pretty cool accomplishment by this player. And no, couching your criticisms in…

It’s kind of neat to have the receipts, though, in case anyone ever claims with a straight face that this isn’t exactly how every one of these delusional, wrinkly ballbags thinks with their soft, money-addled brains.

I now know that Rahm Emmanuel has done at least ONe additonal good thing.  Making these people feel outraged at hearing the word no.

I doubt Riot's Chinese overlords give a single hot shit about this.  Ten cent has so many investments in so many game companies it's impossible to really hurt their bottom line.

...expect a shot in the mouth.

Not that I’m with gators, but how is this ethics in gaming journalism? This is journalism that is ABOUT ethics in the games industry. Totally different thing.

More like “Adult Take”!

Considering I saw some demo footage of Beyond Good and Evil 2 the other day and had a panic attack at the scope they’re going for, hearing this is like getting wrapped in a security blanket.

I’ve matured.

Fun fact: Microsoft sent me the adaptive controller, along with a foot pedal.

I am paralyzed from the chest down. 

What about Long Gone Days? It’s a 2D modern-day character-driven RPG that combines elements from visual novels, shooters, and dystopian fiction, made by Camila Gormaz from Chile. It has a clean anime aesthetic and detailed pixeal art sprites:

Then it's just plumbing.

So frustrating that the two opposing viewpoints here seem to be “how do we best preserve and protect this important archaeological site, as to which much is still unknown” vs. “how do we best monetize the big rocks that tourists love to stare at?”  And the second one wins because the people who hold that viewpoint are…

Should have posted this one:

It takes forever to connect, but once I did it worked pretty decent. Of course, it’s usually in the middle of the night when I’m the only wi-fi user. My usual mistake is that I try to remote play Destiny 2, which is hardly ideal. I guess I’ll stick to single player games.