I am so in love with the PS Vita at the moment and this game may be our second love child (Ultra being the first)!

That is one priceless line to go with that picture! Thanks for making my day!

Well, true to a real Kickstarted game, the Alpha should have been playable in January but nothing so far. Still keeping my fingers crossed that it will be this spring.
Can't pre-order it atm and it isn't on Steam greenlight yet, but the developers have said they will put it on there so keep your eyes peeled.

That's rough... Sorry to hear that.
Now I also yearn for the day that fanboys/fanbases around the net will stop acting like inhuman bastards. Well, seems that none of my desires will be full-filled anytime soon.

Owen, I have only been visiting Kotaku for a few months now and rarely comment, so I am not one of your longtime readers and commenters you write about. Even if you won't miss me, I'll miss you.
I just want to say I have a tremendous respect for the way you were able to fill entire weekends of gaming journalism…

There's this game I backed on Kickstarter called Roam, which does some of the things you would like to see, I think.

Saying "fuck off" is not very polite, so I apologize on behalf of Uncharted lovers everywhere. However, let me try it another way: Please can you just stop "critiquing" Naughty Dog at every possible opportunity?

This is exactly the image I had in my mind. Never have so many waited so long and hard for the scraps thrown to them by a fat man. A brilliant fat man, but still... To someone like me who is not interested in HL3 at all, this is comedy gold.

That's great, Sherlock. Of course most customers are 20 and up. They have the disposable income and the consoles are definitely not marketed for the kids... Also not every 20+er male is a dude-bro.

I have the same so yours is probably also my wisest course of action... Don't know if I'll feel very wise on March 25 though! :-S

And here I am... once again confronted with the following choice: do I wait untill this is offered free through PSPlus (or with a huge discount) or do I want to play this game so badly (have put it off until now) that I will buy it right away.

So, somehow the gaming store I pre-ordered (Game Mania NL) has already released it this weekend. I have been playing for 5 hours, but definitely not anywhere near finished story-wise. Mind you the game has no grinding at all, until now, all original and very good southpark humor. I am not expecting this to last 30…

Tag that butt!

They have turned over a new leaf with this game, this franchise won't be pushing daisies anytime soon!

Oh yeah... Payday 2... Almost forgot about that. Thanks for reminding me! :-D

I am with you, man. All of us, we are scarred for life. Well... almost all of us...

I agree! I own all PS systems and it makes PS Plus such an insanely good deal. Only problem is that I have now a huge backlog of games, while before I was more or less able to play all the games I owned... Huray for first world problems!

Yes it does or at least the PS3 version did. Online and local, if I recall.

Agreed! They present a very traditional view of traditional!

You haven't seen the stills from "two girls, one cup", I take it?