Unrelated: Ray Rice went to Rutgers.

“hi mom, It’s me Jimmy. Yeah, cancel the party and catering company... no I won’t be playing... Coach Bill just locked my uniform in the closet again”

Glad he’s finally caught a break.

D-Mac makes me want to stick my finger through my eyeball, into my brain and twirl it around. Then you come across a photo of what D-Mac actually looks like which can only be described as a hamster with glasses and you sort of feel bad for him just up until he starts talking which is when you want to shove a bunch of…

“Okay guys, remember to get my good side.”

“Sorry Darren, but we have to show them your face.”

Love that the first guy to check on Favre is named Farwell.

Too bad that the Native Americans didn’t think to do that, eh?

But Drew, Peyton cannot retire. Peyton must be sacrificed.

Gee golly guys, what could you have possibly done to upset the NFL?

Take your record and your dumb shirt and cut your losses.