You mean pro-choice, universal health-care Romney? Or guy who got trounced in Massachusetts in 2012 Romney?

Haha! Got those bigoted bastards! Wait, Massachusetts is arguably the most liberal state in the country? But that doesn’t fit the racist legacy of Tom Yawkey (who died over 40 years ago). Ehh, force it anyway.

Nope.

Fuck this asshole. My daughter is autistic. She has been autistic since she was born. I knew there was something different long before she got the MMR vaccine. My daughter being autistic is just who she is. She sees and processed the world differently. That’s okay. I wouldn’t change her even if I could. To me it…

Mmm. Intergenerational conflict. Bring on the Boomers to shake their walkers and the other Millenials to make fun of them with Snapchat filters. As a dedicated Xer, I shall dutifully express my aloofness by rolling my eyes at all of you.

My personal preference is “please clap.”

“Spying” is probably not the most correct word for “watching people openly walk down the street”.

My LITERAL verbatim reaction, both facially and verbally, accompanied by a gasp that startled my co-workers. I know hate is wrong and poisoning and all of that, but I see shit like this and I instinctively hate that fucking turd with the white-hot intensity of a thousand bursting suns and can confidently state that he…

In fairness, most of them actually have a train of thought to start with, though, and aren't just free associating words until they run out of breath.