Fuck this asshole. My daughter is autistic. She has been autistic since she was born. I knew there was something different long before she got the MMR vaccine. My daughter being autistic is just who she is. She sees and processed the world differently. That’s okay. I wouldn’t change her even if I could. To me it…

Mmm. Intergenerational conflict. Bring on the Boomers to shake their walkers and the other Millenials to make fun of them with Snapchat filters. As a dedicated Xer, I shall dutifully express my aloofness by rolling my eyes at all of you.

My personal preference is “please clap.”

My LITERAL verbatim reaction, both facially and verbally, accompanied by a gasp that startled my co-workers. I know hate is wrong and poisoning and all of that, but I see shit like this and I instinctively hate that fucking turd with the white-hot intensity of a thousand bursting suns and can confidently state that he…

In fairness, most of them actually have a train of thought to start with, though, and aren't just free associating words until they run out of breath.