Thiiiiiiis. The only compelling thing about them was their on-again-off-again relationship with each other. Now they’re just boring grandmas in stable relationships, forced to hang out with younger new girls they barely even know and pretend they’re lifelong friends with these bitches. And I’m probably being ageist…

Even as a young Catholic girl, surrounded by critical adults, I got what she was doing. Agree or disagree but it fucking made sense.

I kinda love the ridiculous pretentiousness of the magazine. It fascinates me. They think they’re publishing GQ or something. Here’s their own description from the sidebar on their website:

I think it’s really not talked about how much that moment may have played in exposing the church, the abuses that they were undertaking, and had been for years. Knowing now it was more about the aforementioned Magdelene laundries, but I know, even as a 17-year-old teen who wasn’t much into religion, it made me curious…

She was a megastar. I was a teenager then, and she fucking huge.

Uh, no Emperor’s New Clothes?

If this was a real soap opera Vicki would shoot Eddie late at night in her house as he tries to sneak out of her boy freinds bed room

Vicki crossed the line from hate watch to just hate during the cancer scam season 

Lydia is so thirsty to be relevant this time around. Really doing her best to be involved or create situations where she can insert herself.

I feel like the should scrap the whole cast

Lol @ “modern”! This is nothing more than the latest iteration of “Hey baby, what’s your sign?”

It’s super-easy to do. You basically take a vaginal egg and sit it in about 1" of water over an astrological wheel. I got the complete Astrology Snooping Kit at goop.

This brief moment is where I want to exist forever.

And if they don’t answer an uncomfortable/flat-out rude question, he’ll just ask it again two minutes later and get them to spill. Andy really should be questioning terrorists for the CIA.

Nancy Meyers films are exactly what I always imagined a movie comprised of stock photos would be.

There was an Allure so thin recently that I checked to see if a section had fallen out. No. There were simply almost no ads. I’d never seen anything like it.

The Proust questionnaire on the back page is my FAVE!!! I’ve been a subscriber and reader for years - like since the early 90s! I love doing the questionnaire with others - so interesting to see what people answer.

I wish he had had the cojones to publish that piece on Gwyneth Paltrow a few years ago that made her so angry!

Party like it’s 1989

Did Trent Reznor have a garage sale? Since it sounds like she purchased his Year Zero synths.