I guess he thought you guys wouldn’t be talking again after what I assume was his shitty version of letting you down gently

“cum doners” - worst. kebabs. ever.

Agree and this is how my phone is set up, but it seems to me that Apple should probably set the default to contacts only, since most people 1: aren’t aware they need to manually change this 2: aren’t ever going to change it anyway.

In other words, they’re actually center-right and finally admitting that the Democrats are the same despite years of being painted as evil Communists. That’s the dirty little secret of American politics - Reagan and his successors have dragged the Overton window so fucking far to the right that mainstream Democrats…

I’m neither a fan of The Chainsmokers nor T.I., but to suggest T.I. popping one of them in the mouth for an unwarranted kiss has anything to do with his homophobia is just... stupid. There’s a certain irony in Jez pointing out Lovato’s penchant for bad takes while making one of their own within the same damn article.

“Though she never names the That 70's Show star, you might recall that the former couple met when she was a mere 17 years old, and publicly began dating one year later. Valderrama is 12 years Lovato’s junior.”

What’s more horrifying is the permission you’re granting to inauthentic celebrities who appropriate and monetize a marginalized community’s identity for self gain. If you demand every person be believed without question, you’re an oppressor granting permission to imposters to exploit the community. Have a day,…

I believe their gender identity was also picked out by a marketing expert from Hot Topic’s inclusion division.

This is some lazy, hack-y shit. Saying “inexplicably” somehow ignores all the established psychological understanding of infidelity and how it works. Do better. For fuck’s sake. 

Cardi B, makes offensive statements about LGBTQ people, publicly admits to drugging and robbing men, then makes a comedic film about it(!) and is treated in this space like she is a literal goddess. Her crimes are celebrated because she is a “Bad Bitch”. This is like if Kevin Spacey made a movie about raping boys.

I’m a Doctor of Acupuncture and Chinese medicine and I’m offended that anyone would think this would be in my waiting room

Allegedly, he jerks off every single day, sometimes twice a day if it’s been a rough one at work. Get help, Blake.

“Allegedly, he jerks off every single day, sometimes twice a day if it’s been a rough one at work.” That’s 100% normal for a guy.

Allegedly, he jerks off every single day, sometimes twice a day if it’s been a rough one at work. Get help, Blake.

Deadspin is not your personal erotica site!

it depends on several things: where you are in your current contract, years of service, accolades like all nba, how many cups of coffee you can drink without murdering someone, how many times you’ve driven the autobahn, if you can parallel park downtown in Seattle, how long you can hold your breath, it’s all right…

Drake: I’m going to be the most dislikable courtside presence ever!

On the plus side, the Rockets and Cavs have won a ton of hypothetical championships over the past five years and that’s really the most important thing. 

Have some patience, ffs.