He’s made bolder claims:

And basketball is an entertainment product. Hack-a-Shaq is boring.

I’m glad there aren’t people all over the world tracking how often I cry in public and why....

As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.

If young metro don't pay you I'm gone shoot em

The expense account line item read:

South Park made Timmy and Jimmy peers of the main characters. They are not defined by their disabilities, and are annoyed at those who try talk down to them. Jimmy was the hero of a recent season, in which he stands up for freedom of the press at a time when a cowardly town could have cared less.

This is on the FA and their 3.5 million pound manager, Roy Hodgson.

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.

i mean we can all agree he is a bitch, right?

It’s not that weird when you consider that he’s a bitch.

All things even, Lebron is the one who put his balls on Green’s head. Very rarely do I agree with Barkley, but Lebron was asking for a cup check with the step-over.

I feel like both of them were gifted with tools to be great defenders (“no duh” since they’re pro athletes). Irving is one of the fastest players in the NBA after Westbrook and Wall, and Harden has tremendous size for a guard. And I used to think both were just plain lazy, but after last night’s game, it was clear he…

Caitlyn Jenner: [injects Shaun Livingston into forehead]

If he’d been a pediatrician instead of a basketball player, I wonder what we’d call him. Dr. Livingston, I presume.

This is how I play. My friend’s grandma, a die-hard player, once told me the fun and prestige comes with playing the longest word, no matter the score. I crushed her and her stupid prestige.

Can I just say, as a purveyor of portmanteau celebrity names, I want to make love to your Kinja handle.

He appears to be more swarthy than ruddy.