my friend told me everyone in seattle is ugly

detroit hustles harder

the answer is the mosquito

I pay close to $1,500 a month IN DETROIT.

I have one of his tattoos on my inner arm :(

this is all so satisfying, I hate lebron and the cavs so much, all of this and my wolves clobbering them and the mpls miracle have made me so content. and warm. (lets not talk about the vikings getting blown out a week later)

Lebron can only ejaculate if he makes eye contact with himself

as someone who has been saying this for years. thank you chuck for this gem. feels so good to hear someone else say it. bless you pal-chick

First JW, a pleasant surprise, second JW was garbage, JW TV show? idk how I feel, the premise of the hotel could be cool...

He made me smile and depressed me simultaneously like only Kerr can do

when the uncle that molested all of you dies

I ate mushrooms before I watched it and it flew by, so I advise everyone to just do that, I suppose.

they need to do what the warriors did, take a middling team to the next level with an elite coach, Kidds turn is over.

she has to learn emotion, he has to evoke it, any dialogue that infers some sexual aggression is misplaced IMO

comparing the legendary Mark Motherbaugh to a soundtrack like Stranger Things is kind of insulting and blasphemous, he put in 30+ years before that existed

don’t give me jerk off hand job.

arms are too short on BP, look weird af

I took exception to the “horny artsit” comment as an illustration student who frequently paints and draws the nude form, you disconnect from any sexual aspects of the study of human anatomy. studying the nude from is so important in order to build structure for stuff that isnt nude.

this movie is fucking awful.

I cant imagine what he would have done if the truck was black or wearing a hoodie