You can't fool me; I've been to Arby's.

I love Samantha Bee's bit that showed all the Trump campaign's audio problems and 'traces' it back to Trump insulting an audio engineer on stage back in January.

Shoot for the basement, and if you miss, you'll land among the worms.

There's a Branch of the Boston Public Library that has a facade of a dozen brutalist cylon heads:

Considering every sentence he says is a brag, it's not an off-base assumption. Even if it wasn't bragging, it was in poor taste. Also, here's Trump's full quote for Kibbu's benefit:

"Briten"?

There is no correlation between length of time and the fact you have to prove somebody guilty.

Those two things are unrelated.

At least some good is coming from this.

I mean, isn't Andrew WK a trained jazz pianist? But you're right, his music isn't about, but the intense earnestness.

Xander was make joke.

Oh dear lord, that whiskey auto-tune part does give me Rednex flashbacks.

I don't believe there is a bad curry. I mean, you can cook curry badly, but every cultural variation of curry is ambrosia.

"Detroit is All Right" is a good name for a sitcom.

BOOO!

That was a common thing to do before Lord of the Rings upped the ante by painstakingly creating all of it's chainmail. But of course it wasn't so obvious in most movies where it wasn't the only thing a pudgy Australian was wearing.

No, we mustn't interfere with nature.

That seems a rather joyless enterprise.

To be similarly fair, Trump is also a pro-wrestler.

I went through a small place ('town' would be generous) in South Dakota called Mud Butte.