Love that this is what’s dominating conservative news today. You can smell the desperation.

Sorry but not sorry about the douchetards the Mustang.

Impending comments of “but when I drive 120 miles per hour on public roads, I do it safely”.

You should be offended. You voted for a stupid asshole. That’s dumb.

Aw, does valid criticism of your racist moron offend you, snowflake? There, there. We know there’s nothing more delicate than the fee-fees of conservatives.

As Mike Muir once said, “Maybe you need to be offended”.

Take your “offense” and shove it up your dickhole.

“more than half of us”

Complete oversimplification, but it seems like Wall raises a team beyond its expectations, whereas Paul’s teams fall short every time. And with all due respect to the circumstances (untimely injuries, Doc Rivers) causing the latter to weigh against Paul, I go with Wall any day of the week.

Over the handlebars is never not going to be funny to me.

Cavs beat the Wiz in 5 and the Celtics in 3 (no point in a 4th game).

This was a stupid take until the end. Then it was hate speech.

You had me right until the end there.

SNL get out of my mind! I was actually starting to wonder about Kellyanne and her absence lately. I’ve move on. I use to have a crush on Kate McKinnon’s depiction of Kellyanne. Now I have a crush on her Jeff Sessions.

Obviously not.

Meanwhile there’s a Pens fan in the front row doing her knitting.

Well at least with the dog you’ve got something in your life that’s reliable.

i’m interested, but i spoke to the wife, sadly, and we’re not going to take it.

BAH GAWD THAT’S—THAT’S PATTY MILLS’S MUSIC!!